Hey, How are you?
I read your profile and you sound charming.
Are you interested in hiking? It’s one of my favourite pastimes. If you’ve seen my profile, you’ll know that I’m arrogant and you’ll have noticed my pretty eyebrows. I hope these won’t be a problem for you?
Looking through your photos, you look very spiky and extremely slimy. I particularly like your charming eyes.
You’re not spiteful though, are you? I don’t think so. But from your profile, I can’t quite be sure. I’m really not after somebody spiteful, so please put me out of my misery.
Let me tell you a funny story that happened to me today. I took my cat, Emily to the vet and said, “My cat is cross-eyed… is there anything you can do for her?”
“Well,” says the vet, “let’s have a look at her.” So, he picked Emily up and examined her eyes, then took her temperature.”
Eventually, he said “I’m going to have to put her down.”
Naturally, I was horried. “You’re going to put her down just because she’s cross-eyed?”
“No, because she’s really heavy.”
Seriously, though. I’ve had a great day, helping viewers. My job as a is really rewarding. I’m told I’m a very loving woman.
Come out with me this weekend, and I’ll show you just how loving I can be.