Hey, How are you?
I read your profile and you sound incredible.
Are you interested in knitting? It’s one of my favourite pastimes. If you’ve seen my profile, you’ll know that I’m predatory and you’ll have noticed my tall eyebrows. I hope these won’t be a problem for you?
Looking through your photos, you look very red and extremely fat. I particularly like your spiky hands.
You’re not wild though, are you? I don’t think so. But from your profile, I can’t quite be sure. I’m really not after somebody wild, so please put me out of my misery.
Let me tell you a funny story that happened to me today. I took my tortoise, Charlie to the vet and said, “My tortoise is cross-eyed… is there anything you can do for her?”
“Well,” says the vet, “let’s have a look at her.” So, he picked Charlie up and examined her eyes, then took her temperature.”
Eventually, he said “I’m going to have to put her down.”
Naturally, I was horried. “You’re going to put her down just because she’s cross-eyed?”
“No, because she’s really heavy.”
Seriously, though. I’ve had a great day, helping clients. My job as a computer programmer is really rewarding. I’m told I’m a very delightful man.
Come out with me this weekend, and I’ll show you just how delightful I can be.