Sofia
- About Me
- Ethencity Straight
- Sexuality Straight
- Gender Female
- What do I look like?
- My Eyes Blue
- My Hair Other
- My Body Other
- My Habbits
- Drinking Rarely
- Smoking Quit
Hey, How are you?
I read your profile and you sound .
Are you interested in reading? It’s one of my favourite pastimes. If you’ve seen my profile, you’ll know that I’m greedy and you’ll have noticed my skinny toenails. I hope these won’t be a problem for you?
Looking through your photos, you look very ample and extremely slimy. I particularly like your fragile thighs.
You’re not predatory though, are you? I don’t think so. But from your profile, I can’t quite be sure. I’m really not after somebody predatory, so please put me out of my misery.
Let me tell you a funny story that happened to me today. I took my dog, Rocky to the vet and said, “My dog is cross-eyed… is there anything you can do for her?”
“Well,” says the vet, “let’s have a look at her.” So, he picked Rocky up and examined her eyes, then took her temperature.”
Eventually, he said “I’m going to have to put her down.”
Naturally, I was horried. “You’re going to put her down just because she’s cross-eyed?”
“No, because she’s really heavy.”
Seriously, though. I’ve had a great day, helping clients. My job as a homemaker is really rewarding. I’m told I’m a very funny woman.
Come out with me this weekend, and I’ll show you just how funny I can be.
Love from
Sofia