Hey, How are you?
I read your profile and you sound witty.
Are you interested in writing? It’s one of my favourite pastimes. If you’ve seen my profile, you’ll know that I’m creepy and you’ll have noticed my tall toenails. I hope these won’t be a problem for you?
Looking through your photos, you look very short and extremely sloppy. I particularly like your ample moles.
You’re not tactless though, are you? I don’t think so. But from your profile, I can’t quite be sure. I’m really not after somebody tactless, so please put me out of my misery.
Let me tell you a funny story that happened to me today. I took my guppy, Gizmo to the vet and said, “My guppy is cross-eyed… is there anything you can do for her?”
“Well,” says the vet, “let’s have a look at her.” So, he picked Gizmo up and examined her eyes, then took her temperature.”
Eventually, he said “I’m going to have to put her down.”
Naturally, I was horried. “You’re going to put her down just because she’s cross-eyed?”
“No, because she’s really heavy.”
Seriously, though. I’ve had a great day, helping the public. My job as a scout is really rewarding. I’m told I’m a very virtuous man.
Come out with me this weekend, and I’ll show you just how virtuous I can be.
Love from
Ethan
